Heathers (1988)

PSA FOR WHITE PEOPLE REGARDING CULTURAL APPROPRIATION 

No, I am not flattered by your cultural appropriation. 

Did you try turning it off and back on again?

doctor: *places fingers on my neck to check pulse*

me: choke me daddy

Kurt Cobain, New York, NY, U.S., July 24, 1993

 Stephen King, Different Seasons (via feellng)

these are basically turning into my video diaries

this video made me laugh so hard I threw up. I woke up my 63 year old mother downstairs, she rushed up to make sure I was okay. it’s gone midnight. i want to watch it again but I’m scared I’ll shit myself next

thoughtfulshoebox

gingieju

“Do you follow current events?”

Hell yea I do

death note x fob // centuries ➥ for homohighschoolhostclub

until you die for me as long as there is a light my shadow's over you

yoooooo guys i just hit 60k????? which is insane!!

so a couple of months ago when i found out that amazon had signed Blurryface available for preorder, i ordered two. one for me and one for you guys. 

I can’t believe this many people follow me and this many people love and support twenty one pilots just as much as i do. i love this blog and talking to all of you guys and idk its important to me. so i wanted to be able to give back to you guys a little.

what better way to do that than to give you guys a SIGNED copy of twenty one pilots’ new album??

okay so here’s some ground rules:

okay good luck to everyone! thanks so much for following me and liking this stupid lil blog!

▲ obey the prophecy ▲ the door to wonderland

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

“ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS.”

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

Grunge/Indie

How to recover an unsaved draft on Microsoft Word

 This literally saved my ass a few minutes ago. Yes, you can recover those files that you accidentally closed and thought you couldnt get back. 

Right after that happens, open Microsoft Word again and click File - Info - Manage Versions - Recover Unsaved Documents.

It is literally that simple.

Reblog - save a life

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .