whatever didn't kill me turned me into this
so the other day a castmate of mine was talking about having once been a little girl (at this point, i all but short-circuited because said castmate is a man in his mid-sixties and my brain had its little moment of “!!!!! trans person!!! and he’s OLD!!!!”) and being asked if there was a famous person he looked up to or wanted to look or be more like. and he said— again, as a little girl at this point— “santa claus!” and everyone thought he was weird for it.
and this story doesn’t read as well over text because you really have to see the guy. but he looks just like santa claus. he’s got the long white hair and the beard and the belly and everything. and i just. the amount of secondhand trans joy i experienced is truly insane. i’m gonna get old! i’m gonna get old the way i wanna get old! hey everybody you’re gonna get old; we’ve been doing it for years!
anyway shoutout to the santa claus of my cast and to every older trans person we love you so fucking much
Anonymous asked:
its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
it's true and you should say so louder
I don't know any of you, hitting the reblog button.
Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
9/11 really is like a collaborative holiday on here like everybody comes up to the front of class to do a 9/11 themed joke and everyone claps and then the next person goes up and again everyone claps
Hey your post is escaping
my post is in the middle of takeoff with only one mission on its mind
RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen. it's time to put an end to this.
now, considering the fact that a werewolf made this poll, I suspect this poll might be slightly biased with the viewers of this poll
no i want people to get it as far away from me as possible so it gets a fair chance all around, so rb and keep it pushing
This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece
Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎
In conclusion-
I just overheard a guy at ihop say “how long would it take the world to realize that hiccups just disappeared forever” and honestly it’s fucking me up
keep making myself laugh imagining a guy leaving a negative steam review on one of those hentai games that just says "didnt cum" and the playtime is 3500 hours
your actions (bad posture) do have consequences (your body hurts) btw