uncle female

Weren't you just talking last week about how you wished people could see your pussy?

consent can be given or taken away whenever one pleases

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

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that;s yrue

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

obsessed

I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."

I miss having that class

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

went to scared.com and they said youre a regular. they said youve got prey animal rank.

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

draggins

each of these images is kinda funny on their own but seeing them all back to back makes me want to kill someone

being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.

never lose sight of these words of wisdom

recap for those of you who missed the twitter cataclysmic event 💗

basement remodeling is going well

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about

i also don't wish superpowers were real because i would be so pissed if i replied "mad because you fell for the illusion aren't you" and some guy with teleportation powers grabbed me and teleported me to the middle of the desert for ratioing him on twitter