this twitter account is golden silver and will accomplish great things

regret 

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this

He lost 4.4 million followers over all of this. Let’s take him down the last 400k #ChallengeFuckingAccepted

this just happened.

I’m starting to have hope in people again.

THIS IS THE SOUND BABY CROWS MAKE WHEN THEY ARE BEGGING FOR FOOD AND WHEN THEY ARE BEING FED

same,

Jurassic World Spoilers

The T-Rex and the I-Rex start fighting each other and start charging energy beams. Then Chris Pratt runs between the blasts and gets turned to stone. All the dinosaurs start crying and their tears bring him back to life. Then I-Rex realizes the errors of its ways and flies away.

This is probably the best or worst thing I’ve ever done…

*wakes up from a coma* WHAT ARE THE NEW MEMES. WHAT MEMES DID I MISS

Entertainment is just a way of speeding up time while we’re waiting to die

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

Holy crap so I just thought of this?? Amortentia smells like the things you love most, right? So if Voldemort is incapable of love, would that potion just have no scent to him? That’s so sad??

He doesn’t even have a nose, what difference does it make???

this went from sorta sad to spit-my-tea-out hilarious so fast my head spun

where’s the irl block button

gun

Dear followers,

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

This site is so weird.

Some days, I really, really, really love the internet.

The thing you’ve got to understand about Benjamin Franklin is that he had a very different perspective than most of his contemporaries.

While Franklin is famous as one of America’s founding fathers, a lot of sources fail to mention that he’s more like one of its founding grandfathers. Many of the notable signers of the Declaration of Independence were in their early 20s; a few were even teenagers at the time. Franklin, on the other hand, was seventy years old - and looking fantastic for a septuagenarian, if his portraits are anything to go by.

So that look he always has on his face? That half-annoyed, half-indulgent smirk? That’s basically his “damn kids” expression. It was so habitual he couldn’t turn it off even for a portrait.

youve heard of tumblr, now get ready for: gun

heterosexuals

theyre everywhere… one could even be your Friend

To anyone who has seen this post floating around and got scared:

- Heterosexuals aren’t real - You are safe - It’s ok