young and miserable and right

my uncle's official AC/DC branded air conditioner that he won from a radio station

ill never forget when hbomberguy reblogged this post of mine:

and hbomber guy reblogged it and said:

highest of honors

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

ᴘᴏᴋᴇ́ᴍᴏɴ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇs + ᴘɪᴋᴀᴄʜᴜ

please for the love of god

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you're weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you're annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that's your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

let us also not forget the meekest of them all: ._.

It's Friday. Can you guess what I'm in?

I don't care if Monday's RED Tuesday's FUCKED and Wednesday's DEAD Thursday I CUT OFF YOUR HEAD It's Friday I'm in HATE

just sayin'

This should be taught in school.