Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf
When you hate women and you’re a homophobe you’re options are limited
Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago
Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago
oh my god.
This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch
Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!
i love when famous people like actors or musicians who have twitters post dumb shit or terrible jokes like the rest of us
I swear to GOD if you don’t hold me closer, tiny dancer
So everyone is clear on the “Witch Hunt”
Hillary Clinton Benghazi “Investigation”
- 4 years
- 0 indictments
- 0 convictions
- Hillary Clinton Email “Investigation”
- 2 years
- 0 indictments
- 0 convictions
Trump-Russia Investigation
- 15 months
- 41 Indictments/Charges (Individuals) (and counting)
- 3 Indictments/Charges (Companies)
- 5 GUILTY pleas (and counting)
- 4 CONVICTIONS (and counting)
- Roger Stone Adviser Obstruction of proceeding SCO 1 Indicted
- Making false statements SCO 5 Indicted
- Witness tampering SCO 1 Indicted
- Indicted: Roger Stone
- Indicted: Paul Manafort
- Indicted: Rick Gates
- Indicted: George Papadopoulos
- Indicted: Michael Flynn
- Indicted: Michael Cohen
- Indicted: Richard Pinedo
- Indicted: Alex van der Zwaan
- Indicted: Konstantin Kilimnik
- Indicted: 12 Russian GRU officers
- Indicted: Yevgeny Prigozhin
- Indicted: Mikhail Burchik
- Indicted: Aleksandra Krylova
- Indicted: Anna Bogacheva
- Indicted: Sergey Polozov
- Indicted: Maria Bovda
- Indicted: Dzheykhun Aslanov
- Indicted: Vadim Podkopaev
- Indicted: Irina Kaverzina
- Indicted: Gleb Vasilchenko
- Indicted: Internet Research Agency
- Indicted: Concord Management
- Guilty Plea: Michael Flynn
- Guilty Plea: Michael Cohen
- Guilty Plea: George Papadopolous
- Guilty Plea: Richard Pinedo
- Guilty Plea: Alex van der Zwaan
- Guilty Plea: Rick Gates
- Over 191 Criminal Charges (and counting):
- Conspiracy against the USA (2 counts)
- Conspiracy to launder money (2 counts)
- Bank fraud (8 counts)
- Bank fraud conspiracy (10 counts)
- I Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)
- Making false statements (6 counts)
- Failure to file reports of foreign bank accounts (14 counts)
- Unregistered agent of a foreign principal (2 counts)
- False FARA statements (2 counts)
- Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)
- Assisting in preparation of false tax documents (5 counts)
- Conspiracy to defraud the United States (13 counts)
- Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and bank fraud (2 counts)
- Aggravated identity theft (24 counts)
nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???
Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:
Unexpected and welcomed
worth a shot
*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends
Honestly if a white girl was casted to play Ariel nobody would have gave a shit about her ethnicity being danish but because a black girl was casted all of the sudden people are anthropologists and experts in danish culture just admit ur racist already that’s 10x easier than this back and forth
If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it's illegal to go through mail.

The person who thought of that is actually a genius.
God oh god. I needed that
Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law
If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.
I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life
Thank you
Hey to my small pool of followers I’m sorry that I haven’t been active at all, a lot has happened in the past year and wow I’m happier
furbies.. smashing the gender binary since 1998 and beyond…!
Me at like 4:30pm: “My eyes can’t stay open any longer…I’m so tired…I can’t wait to go to bed…the promise land…” Me at 4:30am wide awake:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





