Perfume - Spring of Life (Kirin Summer Night ver.)
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can't get an algorithm like this on twitter
quick what is everyone doing right now
i hope whoever created tiramisu got slopped crazy style for the rest of their life
We need to normalize hating women’s stupid boyfriends I’m so serious. The lost art of I hope jakey dies
happy birthday, wen junhui! (960610)
may this new year bring success, love, happiness and health to you. thank you for being a bright presence in my and many other people’s lives. here’s to the most wonderful, prettiest, funniest, hard working, beautiful, silly, caring, energetic, talented man in the world. 💜😽
"lesbianism will save us all"
"god loves lesbians"
some graffiti saw while on a little waterfall adventure today
If you are one of the working autistics it’s vital to me that you learn to embrace autistic apathy at work. Getting invested in your job is a one way ticket to burnout. My coworkers are working extra hours to get the back room organized. I’m over here like “I literally come to work just to listen to my music and get paid.” I am unshakeable. Unbothered. In my lane and satisfied.
