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obama's #1 hoe

@croagnuk

art and memes, memes and art
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I’m Brazilian and my strongest memory relating to a roundabout was when me and my family were walking near my grandparent’s house. My little brother asked what the circle in the ground was and my dad explained the concept of a roundabout, “you’re supposed to go around it, so the road is more organized, look, there’s a car coming, you’ll see how it works” and that car just. Fucking ran over it. Dude just went forward like the road was straight. We never saw anyone do that again and I’m still not over it

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

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Can we have a gun shot emoji

Can we have a stab wound emoji

Can we have a bloodied skull emoji

Can we have a exposed bone emoji

Can we have a scraped knee emoji

Can we have a purple nurple emoji but it's twisting the whole nippples off and there's fountains of blood shooting out

Can we have the gun emoji back

Yeah