🦦Critter Chitters and Closed Captions ✒

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

it looked like this

I like the red and orange bell peppers equally 🫡

I don’t know why this caption made me laugh so hard

a selection of beasts i resonate w this week

so fucked up that baby rats are like adult rats but small

this shit is insane

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

Wait, it got better.

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

Karkat: GOD IS DEAD AND WE HAVE KILLED HIM.

Karkat, a few minutes later: NEVERMIND I WAS JUST HUNGRY

-when my erection won't go away

you'll never see me make a list of either of sam or dean's transgressions in a 'holding them accountable' sort of way. when i do it it's like i'm a father putting their art or grades up on the fridge for everyone to see

What do vampires do for the holidays

this is how i feel about any Warriors character

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say "battery low" in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

It's amazing how often terf arguments come down to "This person is a subhuman predator, just look at them" as they post an image of a completely normal looking fat person.

Shot by Shooglet ( IG: @shooglet )

would you trust a gemini? what about TWO geminis??

cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces