Cristy the Beasty's Spot

A novel. By Beef Biltong.

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

Barbie Pink & Fabulous ― 'Barbie' Los Angeles Photocall Barbie 1959 ― 'Barbie' Bondi Beach Photocall Barbie Day to Night ― 'Barbie' Seoul Premiere Barbie Sparkling Pink ― 'Barbie' Seoul Press Conference Earring Magic Barbie ― 'Barbie' Mexico Premiere Totally Hair Barbie ― 'Barbie' Mexico Photocall Solo in the Spotlight Barbie ― 'Barbie' Los Angeles Premiere Enchanted Evening Barbie ― 'Barbie' London Premiere

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

Small friend :> 

I would rather die serving cunt than die serving my country

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

Bear eating marshmallow, Yellowstone National Park, 1967.

bird riding rhinoceros

Oh rhinoceros we’re really in it now

Sorry but this is hilarious

can I take a picture of the moon?

the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

he’s evolving??!???!

Hnngh.. ceature

MY GOD…. THE CREATURE

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

i feel like we should stop making jokes about sex. not because im a prude- i DO fuck, frequently- but because at this point there's only so many times you can say penis before it just goes in one ear and out the other

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