Hufflepuff: *trips on air*
Gryffindor: Haha babe, you’re so clumsy.
~Later When Hufflepuff is not around~
Gryffindor: *punching the air* Who do you think you are, who THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE-
Slytherin: *giving a seductive grin*
Hufflepuff: Don’t look at me like that. It doesn’t work on me.
Slytherin: That’s why it’s so fun.
Hufflepuff: *crying*
Slytherin: Hit him back!
Slytherin: Punch him in the throat!
Slytherin: No, fuck that,*I'll* punch him in the throat!
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a sandwich and I am not sharing it with you.”
— Hufflepuff to Gryffindor
Hufflepuff: Hi! My name is Huff!
Slytherin: ...
Hufflepuff: ... And you are?
Slytherin: Not as straight as I thought I was.
“I’ll use my extensive vocabulary to verbally pummel anyone who attempts to besmirch your reputation.”
— Ravenclaw about Hufflepuff
Slytherin: Ha, I'm a piece of trash.
Hufflepuff: As someone who cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven ok?
Slytherin: ... You smooth fucker... Yes.
Hufflepuff: Do you believe in soulmates?
Slytherin: *makes full and direct eye contact with Hufflepuff* Yes.
Being yourself doesn’t mean knowing yourself well. No one really knows themselves. It’s just not pretending with people.
Hufflepuff
“I think gentleness is one of the most disarmingly and captivatingly attractive qualities there are.”
— Gryffindor about Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw: What's up with Sly? He's been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.
Gryffindor: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Ravenclaw: Why?
Gryffindor: Huff giggled.
Huflepuff: *makes a dark joke*
Ravenclaw: …
Gryffindor: …
Slytherin: …
Obama: …
Passing cat: …
Slytherin: I don’t know wether I should be proud or afraid
Slytherin: I'll rule the world.
Hufflepuff: *breathes*
Slytherin: And you'll be by my side!
Hufflepuff: K, why?
Slytherin: You're too precious, I have to protect you.
“Don’t take my kindness for weakness. The beast in me is sleeping, not dead.”
— Hufflepuff
“I’ve only known Huff for 5 minutes but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.”
— Slytherin about Hufflepuff
“You’re the worst liar ever. You know that, right?”
— Slytherin to Hufflepuff
Slytherin: Nice hands, Huff.
Hufflepuff: Umm… thank you?
Slytherin: I bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-
Gryffindor: BIBLE. WRAPPED AROUND HIS BIBLE. PRAISE OUR LORD JESUS AMEN.
Hufflepuff: *to Slytherin* Did you know you can’t breathe in when you smile?
Slytherin: …
Hufflepuff: Just kidding, I just wanted to make you smile!
Slytherin: *to Hufflepuff* I am going to punch you in the mouth.
Slytherin: With my own mouth.
Slytherin: Softly. Because I like you.
Hufflepuff: I'm sad.
Slytherin: *wraps them up in a blanket and cuddles with them*
Slytherin: Better?
Hufflepuff: *muffled* Better.