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The Storm Is Coming

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Compare classic literature characters that share names and if they would get along. I’ll go first.

1. I think Jane Eyre and Jane Fairfax would get along well. What with the governessing and coming from a poor background. As well as marrying obnoxious men even though Frank Churchill retains his limbs at the end.

2. Henry Crawford and Henry Tilney would not like each other at all.

3. Frederick Wentworth and Hale have sailing going for them so they would have at least something to talk about.

4. Anne Shirley definitely has the energy to make friends with everyone (because she’s unbelievably kind), so it’s obvious she and Anne Elliot would be friends.

Bittersweet Thomas Barrow moments that make me want to smile and cry at the same time

  • Andy apologizing to Thomas when Thomas offers to teach him how to read - I think this is one of the few honest apologies Thomas has ever received.
  • Master George gifting Thomas an orange after his attempt - I mean, how can you not love this?
  • Cora thanking Thomas for rescuing Edith from the fire (literally one of the only times the family genuinely thanked him).
  • Robert realizing that Thomas, after all, is just as a human being with feelings, emotions and pain as everyone else.
  • Phyllis being genuinely concerned for Thomas in S5 and constantly asking him if he's alright and not giving in, even though he shakes her questions off everytime.
  • Phyllis not asking questions about 'choose your own path' but instead instantly understands and takes him to the doctor right away.
  • Richard asking Thomas out for a date multiple times (in the ''swan on the lake' scene, in this deleted scene at the servant's table and after the prank, making sure, he knows where Thomas will show up).
  • These two absolute legends at Turtons who whistled after Thomas, trying to flirt with him (underrated queens).
  • The moment Phyllis realized that what Thomas meant with 'he hopes, Joseph would make more of his life than Thomas has ever made of his.'
  • Mary visiting Thomas after his attempt, asking him how he is doing.
  • Richard gifting Thomas the pendant and Thomas looking like he's in a dream - the first time I saw this man speechless.
  • Mrs. Hughes comforting Thomas in the pouring rain in S3 after he got fired and basically kicked out of the house.
  • Thomas standing up for himself when Carson called him 'revolted' and 'foul'.
  • Phyllis basically encouraging Thomas to go on a date with Richard.
  • Every Thomas + children interaction.
  • Thomas talking and comforting Edward Courtenay in S2.
  • Thomas asking Richard if they want to be friends... FRIENDS...

I could think of so many more but I think that's enough for now. Thanks for listening to this completely unnecessary list.

“Let us put it generally: if a regime is immoral, its citizens are free from all obligations to it.” – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Gulag Archipelago.

[Pictured: Captain Pia Klemp sitting in a chair beside her controls.

@VivianAngrisani on Twitter wrote on 6/8/2019: “Pia Klemp, a German biologist & boat captain faces 20 yrs in prison for rescuing 1,000+ migrants at risk of drowning whilst crossing the Mediterranean. Seeking asylum is a human right. Only 1 in 100 sea captains are female. This woman is a humanitarian, not a criminal. #FreePia”

@Galactic_Rabbit quote-tweeted on 6/10/2019 and wrote: “Thinking about all those videos of people honored in their old age for hiding/protecting Jewish people.”]

To all the people commenting that she’s an accessory to “illegal immigration,” note that seeking asylum is a human right. Countries which refuse asylum are in violation of the Geneva Convention. They get away with this and propagandize complacency towards the victims by using bureaucracy to complicate immigration proceedings. During times of genocide, this is tantamount to hearing a would-be murder victim knocking on your door and locking the deadbolt.

People who risk dying getting smuggled across borders do so out of sheer desperation because the situation they’re leaving is worse. Finally, you are missing the entire point: violation of the law is warranted when the laws violate human rights and criminalize existence. Laws which call immigrants “illegal” are tools of a systemic negligence designed to condemn those who need legal protection the most.

Hiding Jewish people or smuggling them out of Germany was illegal too.

as of 10 february 2023, the petition is still just short of its goal of 500k signatures.

as of today, June 23rd 2023, 20k signatures are still needed and this is still ongoing.

more consistent updates can be found here

donations towards legal fees can also be sent their way via the site I’ve linked.

Modern Pride and Prejudice AU where Mrs. Bennet is obsessed with getting her daughters employed and all of the proposals are job offers.

Elizabeth turns Darcy down because he's the last man in the world she could ever be prevailed upon to work for (if he's such a jerk as a neighbour imagine what he's like as a boss).

Then she visits Pemberley Head Office and everyone is talking about what a great boss Darcy is and how fantastic their benefits are and she's like "...hm."

Everyone in the family is relying on Jane because she's got some easily marketable talent and Bingley was really enthusiastic about it and wanted to go into business with her but Darcy talked him out of it because he didn't get the vibe that Jane was all that invested in the project (she was).

Mary is that kid who's doing 5000 different clubs because it'll look good on her college applications, but all of her personal essays sound like they were written by chatgpt (she would never use it, her writing is just that unimaginative).

Lydia and Kitty are teenage tiktok influencers and Elizabeth is begging her parents to assert some discipline because the girls are exposing themselves to an extremely wide audience and have absolutely no guidelines for safe and appropriate internet behavior, but Mrs. Bennet is just like "well at least SOMEONE in this family is successful" and Mr. Bennet is like "let them get it out of their system, no one will remember when they're older"

Mr. Bennet runs a company but it's been barely breaking even for years because he's not really very good at investments or planning ahead and then in comes tech bro William Collins who won't shut up about cryptocurrency at dinner and has a reference from Catherine De-frickin-Bourgh and the board is heavily hinting that they want to replace Mr. Bennet and Mrs. Bennet is panicking

Maybe the thing that makes Austen the gold standard of romance is her focus on "esteem" as the all-important factor in a relationship. Your partner has to be someone you can respect. They have to have traits you admire. You have to value them, not just for the security they can provide or the feelings they give you, but as a separate, unique person.

This is so different from the bad romances I see in so many other places, where the two people are attracted to each other almost against their will. They'll be like, "I hate him and everything he stands for, but I just can't stop thinking about him," or the girl will obsess over the guy's body or whatever. We're supposed to believe that this attraction overcomes all the obstacles so they'll fall in love. But as a reader, I'm looking on like, "Okay, but do you even like him? What is there that you find admirable about him? Do you respect his judgement, his skills, his values? Why am I supposed to believe he'll be a good partner for you just because you stopped bickering for five minutes?"

Austen doesn't forget that the purpose of a romance is not to find someone who makes you happy now, but someone who'll be a good partner to help you navigate the rest of your adult life. You have to engage your mind as well as your heart to find someone that you can respect as a separate person before you can join hands in marriage.

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Never gonna know them, but shoutout to the healthcare workers who are breaking the law to help their patients get life-saving care. I'll never see an article about you because knowing you would risk everything including jail time. Nurses who lie on medical records so their patients can get abortions. Doctors making up shit so their patients can have HRT.

Wherever you are, you are keeping your promise to help your patient.

My mom is dead so she can’t get in trouble for this.

Many years ago when she was still healthy enough to work, she was the manager at one of those select-your-own-tests labs. They didn’t take insurance, which meant they had no insurance department, which meant it was actually cheaper sometimes than even getting the same test elsewhere WITH insurance, so her clientele often came in with doctor’s orders, and it is about one such patient I’m about to tell you. He was four years old and had leukemia.

At 3am the day my mom did his labs, she got a stat call. “Stat call” means “drop everything, contact the doctor, these numbers are outside the acceptable range and urgency is required.” She woke me to drive her to the lab so she could try to get in touch with the doctor on the way and say “I live five minutes from the lab I want you on the phone as soon as I get those numbers from my email.”

The doctor did not pick up.

Standard protocol at this point is to wait 20 minutes and call again, repeat until you get an answer.

My mom was not allowed to interpret lab numbers. She didn’t have the official credentials. But she was a medical assistant and had self-taught a lot of medicine to make herself a better MA (call it unofficial continuing education), and she took one look at this little boy’s numbers, and she had to make a judgement call. That call ended up being “Mrs. X, this is Catie from [lab name]. I received a stat call for your son and can’t reach the doctor. I’m not legally allowed to interpret these numbers for you. But pick an ER, I will call them and send the numbers and have them waiting for you. Go NOW. Don’t wait. I cannot stress enough how urgent it is that you GO RIGHT NOW.”

Had she chosen law over life, that little boy would have been dead by morning.

Instead she risked years in prison and being stripped of her license to practice. She got cupcakes and a thank-you card instead. As far as I know, the boy went on to make a full recovery.

When I think of my mom, this is what I want her to be remembered for. Nobody could ever know while she was alive. I want everyone to know now.

(And if you’re a 14-year-old on this website in 2023, and this sounds eerily corroborative to a story your mom has told you, and you grew up in Arizona, hi. My mom would love to meet you if she was still alive. But in her absence, will you tell me how you’re doing? I’ll tell her the next time I get up to her grave. She’d like to know.)

jane immediately recognising that her confidence in rochester is dead after the whole attic wife thing gets revealed — indeed, all throughout their engagement, noticing little red flags about his behaviour, which she wilfully ignores even as the more sensible part of her knows that she needs some form of financial independence, that rochester treating her the way he treated celine varens isn’t going to bode well for their marriage at all…….

i’m just saying. she’s young, but she’s not stupid. there’s a reason they can’t be together until jane’s inherited her fortune and rochester has been humbled by the loss of his financial status and physical ability — indeed, until rochester wholeheartedly embraces a christianity close to jane’s own, which doesn’t resemble the hypocrisy of brocklehurst or the puritan self-denial of st. john.

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

Get a wet paper towel and wipe up the last line of dust with it. No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it.

"No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it" is a raw and inspiring quote I did not expect from a post about a minor chore annoyance xD

Anonymous asked:

Can you rank the Austen men from most to least likely to be unfaithful to their wives?

Ya people with your great questions messing up my carefully organized queue... lol, who am I kidding I have no organization. Excellent question!

I honestly believe that Jane Austen wrote and imagined these men as faithful, but given their personalities, moral codes, and circumstances, I shall sort them into two buckets, More Likely and Not Likely

Not Likely:

Fitzwilliam Darcy - I buy the argument that Darcy is demisexual, so I don't think he seeks out sex without emotional attachment and he'd definitely consider an emotional attachment cheating. I doubt he's a virgin, but I think he'd be faithful when married.

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amateur poetry checklist

◘ start your poem with the word “and”

◘ speak exclusively in first and second person as if every poem is a personal letter

◘ use coffee and cigarettes and whiskey to denote pain and maturity

◘ throw in as many over-the-top words as possible, like "ethereal” or “wanderlust”

◘ mention greek figures like apollo or icarus to add depth and culture

◘ continuously start lines with “listen” to make sure your reader is still paying attention

◘ avoid using capitalization or punctuation in any situation

◘ put line breaks completely at random to break the reader’s concentration

◘ finish your poem by repeating the same line three times

◘ if you can’t think of a title, just use a line from a song from your favorite band

and that’s it! if you follow these simple steps, you too can have an excerpt from a book you’ll never write

WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!! WHO CARES!!!!! WRITING IS HARD!!! ART IS HARD!!! STOP FUCKING GATEKEEPING ART BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!! OF COURSE NEW ARTISTS ARE GOING TO BE INSPIRED BY THE MEDIA THEY’RE EXPOSED TO, THAT’S HOW YOU LEARN!!! I GET IT YOUR HEAD IS SO FAR UP YOUR AESTHETIC ASSHOLE THAT YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE YOU’RE PROTECTING US SAD PLEBEIAN FARMERS WHO ARE STILL LEARNING!! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF IT USES ALL OF THESE NOT ONLY CAN IT STILL BE A GOOD POEM BUT GUESS WHAT!!!! AS LONG AS THAT PERSON FEELS GOOD ABOUT IT WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!! i’m so fucking sick of shit like this go jack off on a Polaroid picture of your manuscript in a typewriter somewhere else, i don’t need to hear any of your faux-enlightened bullshit; not everybody has the same education or abilities as you do!! not everybody !!! has to be perfect at art when they try it!!! who cares they use the same format as a poet they look up to!!! just because they’re not copying your elitist bullshit doesn’t mean they’re not making good art!!! 

i’m so fucking sick of this shit i gotta go lie down everybody who isn’t this asshole please go write something that uses at least three of these; everybody go make new art no matter how bad other people tell you it is; life is too fucking short to let people keep you from trying new things 

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Skip Google for Research

As Google has worked to overtake the internet, its search algorithm has not just gotten worse.  It has been designed to prioritize advertisers and popular pages often times excluding pages and content that better matches your search terms 

As a writer in need of information for my stories, I find this unacceptable.  As a proponent of availability of information so the populace can actually educate itself, it is unforgivable.

Below is a concise list of useful research sites compiled by Edward Clark over on Facebook. I was familiar with some, but not all of these.

Google is so powerful that it “hides” other search systems from us. We just don’t know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of.

www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.

www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.

https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.

www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.

http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.

www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.

www.pdfdrive.com is the largest website for free download of books in PDF format. Claiming over 225 million names.

www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free

https://libgen.li/ scholarly journal articles, academic and general-interest books, images, comics, audiobooks, and magazines you may otherwise lack access to

https://sci-hub.ru/ research papers and books you may otherwise lack access to

https://archive.org/ a very large collection of all sorts of media, notably out of print books. by using the wayback machine you can also access new articles which may be locked behind a paywall

all of these sources are free means of access, though some may be blocked by certain ISPs

the origin of the letter 🇦

(from the documentary The Odyssey of the Writing, 2020)

Documentary is called “The Secret History of Writing” done by BBC

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this has always fascinated me. I first learned it about 25 years ago, and ever since, every time I see a capital letter A  a tiny voice inside me goes “bull!” 

Fun to see an actual scholarly version of this, because I first read it as explained (-ish) by one of Kipling’s “Just So Stories” a very, very long time ago…

I drag through life a capital error. It’s consequence blights my existence. For years, I’ve sought to escape it. This spring I came home, heart-sore and soul-withered, and I met a stranger whose society revives me. With her I feel I can live again.

Michael Fassbender as EDWARD FAIRFAX ROCHESTER in Jane Eyre (2011) dir. Cary Joji Fukunaga

(Happy birthday, @springsteens!! 💞)

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need a new jane eyre adaptation where they finally focus on the fact that jane is a little freak. she is a tiny vessel filled with violent love and violent rage and is just constantly waiting for a moment to unleash one of them and sometimes both. I want people to notice how both her and bertha are tied to a chair when they attack someone. I want the viewer to understand why mrs reed was afraid of her. I want that monologue during the proposal scene to be angry, not just desperate and sad. I want people to get why mr rochester immideately thought "oh that's my soul mate right there." because she is a tiny freak, just like him.