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To keep it real I fuck him on the floor

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Elia | 27| he/him | 18+

i can’t decide if this is shitty writing or not but its insanely amusing to me

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Anonymous asked:

i used to really like you and your art. but now i realized you’re a braindead idiot who doesn’t deserve an iota of fucking respect.

Are you the person I accidentally u-turned in front of while leaving petsmart today if so I’m sorry man I didn’t see you

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We couldve had the epic power couple Logan and Ororo in the movies instead we have to stand this cringe love triangle between Jean Logan and Scott

the thing I hate the most about the mcu besides all the atrocities is the fact that it means in the mainstream lexicon “marvel” = mcu and not marvel comics. Every time I see that post thats like “I love people who are surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel” I go but there Are men kissing in marvel. There Are. I can show you men kissing in marvel if you come down to my cellar

This sounds like a fanboy’s plan to wall some unsuspecting non-comic reader into the wall. (And trust me that when comic fanboys start mansplaining shit to me, being walled up is exactly how I feel.)

mad because rictor and shatterstar have kissed each other passionately on panel and [checks blog header] tony stark and tom hiddleston haven’t, are you?

“I’m so sorry you broke up with your 53rd lame boyfriend, Kitty (I’m really not tho) (boobs in my mouth?)”

ok watching xmen 2 when Bobby goes to his parents house and “comes out” as a mutant and it’s so obviously paralleling a coming out as gay it’s honestly already funny in the movie and even funnier in retrospect

His mother even said “Have you tried not being a mutant?” LMAOOOO bryan singer @ bobby drake in 2003

How am I supposed to think Pyro is in the wrong for blowing up a bunch of cops who killed Wolverine (yeah he cannot die but the cops shot to kill) right in front of him. Justice for movie Pyro!

ok watching xmen 2 when Bobby goes to his parents house and “comes out” as a mutant and it’s so obviously paralleling a coming out as gay it’s honestly already funny in the movie and even funnier in retrospect