*sigh

Watson about Holmes at the start of A Scandal in Bohemia:

- “my former friend and companion”

- “he was glad, I think, to see me.”

Holmes:

- “Stay where you are.  I am lost without my Boswell.  […] Never mind him.”

- “This is my friend and colleague, Dr. Watson”

-  Caught Watson by the wrist and pushed him back into the chair.

- “It is both, or none.”

- Asked Watson to return and then to break the law

Watson:

- “I […] rejoiced to find my friend’s arm in mine”

- “I slept at Baker Street that night” 

He got the D. The end.

please dont ask anyone out as a joke or a dare on valentines day that isnt funny 

Hi there, I’m Rachel! Everyone keeps messaging me and asking me “what was your secret to losing weight?” so I decided to make this post. This is how I was able to lose 40 pounds in 2 months with almost no exercise or change in diet.

A few months ago, my friend who’s studying to becoming a dietician told me about a fruit from Southeast Asia called Garcinia Cambogia. The fruit increases your metabolism & helps slightly suppress your appetite so you don’t overeat. Despite feeling skeptical I decided to try it. I ordered a pure extract of the fruit online. Now I’m able to eat the same food, and burn more fat at the same time. This is what I do every morning: mix the supplement with lemon water + honey to jumpstart my metabolism for the day, then drink it once more before dinner. That’s it. I ate the same way as before, worked out once a week & my fat melted away like butter. The way I see it, if it worked for me.. it can work for anybody.

EDIT: people keep asking me where you can get the supplement. I got mine here, because you can get a free month supply for only $5 shipping with the coupon at the bottom!! I’ve spent more than that on a salad before 🤦🤦

Can someone from the science side of tumblr explain how this works

Garcinia cambogia is a small, tropical tree fruit shaped like a pumpkin. In the late 1960s, scientists discovered an acid in the fruit similar to citric acid in fruits like oranges and lemons. That acid, called hydroxycitric acid, or HCA, blocks the enzyme that converts sugars and starches into fat for long term storage. With this fruit you can literally eat more pasta and bread, and gain less weight.

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE! Today is the last day you can get a free bottle

And, because of “my fat melted away,” all I’m thinking of is

WHAAAT i wanna try it tbh anyone have $5?

‘Close your eyes John.’

‘Wha-‘

‘Just close your eyes.’

—-

Listen to this with this.

Kill Your Darlings (via givesharelose-lestwedieunbloomed)

New year, New me. Inner me:

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!

And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

Dan scaring Phil

REBLOGS AGAIN

HES THE CUTEST FUCKING THING ON EARTH OK

jfc mr perfect

forever reblog

lance leaning on hunk, reblog if you agree

i needed a new reason to live, so i made a mini compilation of phil dragging dan

guys i just…. i love phil lester so much….