I hope everyone likes the website update! There are so many fun bits and boobles inside for folks to look at! Please enjoy! 🍎🏡❤️
nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((
I think it would be objectively funny if Nathalie was the first one to find out about Chat Noir. (loosely inspired by buggachat's comic)
Bonus:
Sorry- sorry yeah-Sorry we played the theme song in a minor key when you were trying to kiss your boyfriend in what you thought was your happy ending. Sorry yeah unfortunately it does mean you're doomed to be haunted by your well meaning mistakes for the foreseeable future. Sorry yeah I know ypu spared your boyfriend the pain of knowledge and everything but we had to indicate it's forthcoming collapse. Yeah sorry he's okay. But only for so much longer ...
sometimes a family is one boy born from magic, a giant destruction god older than time itself, magical boy's step-mom, his girlfriend, and his fucked up magical cousin and weird aunt
She forgor 💀
and a bonus panel
k that was it now ima go and think about what just. happened. in the finale. stay safe
anyways felix loves artifical lifeform shadow the hedgehog, close relative of Giant Space Lizard Monster, who was created and built for a purpose and had humanity and love in his core but was horrifically traumatized and wronged by humanity and then decided to try to just kill the entire world about it. in this essay i will
anyway, props to Marinette for her use of unlimited lucky charms, this is exactly how I pictured it going down
i know eldritch horror kwamis aren't their every day form but can you imagine if tikki approached marinette that first day like this
y'all nathalie drives me so feral. she was some kind of professional treasure hunter / archeological looter who hunted magical artifacts, trained in martial arts and with a crossbow, who got hired by a some rich couple that was having difficulty conceiving. and then while going on a worldwide journey w them, hunting for some magical artifacts that could give them a child, she goddamn?? fell in love with them? ???? and then after she helped them find two miraculouses, they were just like "hey thanks for helping us make a magical son, ms tomb raider. wanna come manage a fashion company" and she was so thirsty for them she was just like. yeah. okay. sure.
cut to 14 years later and she has now engaged in supervillainy and beat up some catboy and argued about how the magical son likes his pancakes and attempted to murder the husband w a crossbow. the couple is dead now and she's just their son's mom now??? also the magical son is the catboy she beat up
@sabertoothwalrus ALKSJFKLSAJFKLSA JFK ST OP LMAAOO
someone in the comments of bon voyage on AO3 liked the mental image of argos struggling with his fan in ch2 so i drew out how i think that actually went… LOL to be honest i don’t think you’d be able to use the miraculous weapon phones this way in canon even if you asked really nicely but it’s a silly fan fiction so i added it anyway
i just… love… spoiling people 🫶 it’s my fic i can do what i want


