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bastille

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring 

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m3lodigression
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

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greed
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October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

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skellagirl

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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zombiezrk

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

"my ass"

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