And The Cock-Up

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

reblog if ur lowkey chillin wit bae on fleek haha thanks af 

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left 

Obama: U busy?

Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..

Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)

Harry:  Barack please……………i’ll see you later.

Obama: :D

The story of Patrick

GOOD CONTENT TUMBLR

First few pics damn near made me cry

Please don’t ever do that again

If Hogwarts is the finest, high class school for witches and wizards I’d love to see a spinoff movie of one of the more ghetto, inner-city magic schools.

Shut the fuck up.

Honestly

😂😁😂😂

shit

once again he is 100% correct

when ur the first in the squad to go to bed

これ完全に自分に酔ってんな（笑）

need the full song

where’s his grammy?

who is she?

when ur the first in the squad to go to bed

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

If DJ Khaled can update his story while lost at sea on a jet ski at night I think you can text back

white people are so crazy

bitch are u aware ur child is evil

This why I don’t like white children either lol