Will Wood Song Tournament!
Good morning ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, neithers, boths, and in-betweens. We gather here to vote upon the best Will Wood songs of all time.
Below is our roster of 64 Will Wood / Will Wood and the Tapeworms songs, placed in a randomized order, my only rule being that none of the matches in the first & second round will be from the same album:
ROUND 1 - Voting Date & Time: January 31st, 2pm CST
Match 1: Becoming the Lastnames VS Self-
Match 2: Euthanasia VS Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture
Match 3: Welcome to Camp Here & There VS You Liked This (Okay, Computer!)
Match 4: Falling Up VS Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
Match 5: Momento Mori: the most important thing in the world VS Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll
Match 6: Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) VS Morning Announcements
Match 7: Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) VS Everything Is a Lot
Match 8: Evening Announcements VS Ferryman
Match 9: Love, Me Normally VS Good Morning, Campers!
Match 10: Afternoon Announcements VS Destroy to Enjoy
Match 11: Misanthrapologist VS Lysergide Daydream
Match 12: Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In! VS That's Enough, Let's Get You Home.
Match 13: Dr. Sunshine Is Dead VS Yes, to Err is Human, so Don't Be One.
Match 14: When Somebody Needs You VS Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”]
Match 15: 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.) VS Your Body, My Temple
Match 16: Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine) VS The Main Character
ROUND 2 - Voting Date & Time: February 1st, 2pm CST
Match 1: Red Moon VS I / Me / Myself
Match 2: Cicada Days VS Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples
Match 3: BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA VS Half-Decade Hangover
Match 4: Front Street VS Vampire Reference in a Minor Key
Match 5: Tomcat Disposables VS Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D.
Match 6: White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?) VS ...well, better than the alternative
Match 7: Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave VS Alma Mater
Match 8: Um, It's Kind of a Lot VS Under a Monochromatic Sky
Match 9: ...And If I Did, You Deserved It. VS Against the Kitchen Floor
Match 10: -ish VS Venetian Blind Man
Match 11: Under a Technicolor Sky VS 2012
Match 12: 6up 5oh Copout (Pro / Con) VS The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know
Match 13: Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink: Bedtime in Wayne, NJ VS White Noise
Match 14: Willard! VS ¡Aikido! (Neurotic / Erotic)
Match 15: The Rhumba of Death VS The First Step
Match 16: Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones) VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 3 - Voting Date & Time: February 2nd, 2pm CST
Match 1: Becoming the Lastnames VS Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture
Match 2: Welcome to Camp Here & There VS Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
Match 3: Momento Mori: the most important thing in the world VS Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
Match 4: Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) VS Ferryman
Match 5: Love, Me Normally VS Destroy to Enjoy
Match 6: Misanthrapologist VS Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
Match 7: Dr. Sunshine is Dead VS When Somebody Needs You
Match 8: 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.) VS The Main Character
ROUND 4 - Voting Date & Time: February 3rd, 2pm CST
Match 1: I / Me / Myself VS Cicada Days
Match 2: BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA VS Front Street
Match 3: Tomcat Disposables VS Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D. VS ...well, better than the alternative
Match 4: Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave VS Um, It's Kind of a Lot
Match 5: Against the Kitchen Floor VS Venetian Blind Man
Match 6: 2012 VS The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know
Match 7: White Noise VS Willard!
Match 8: The First Step VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 5 - Voting Date & Time: February 5th, 2pm CST
Match 1: Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture VS Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
Match 2: Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) VS Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)
Match 3: Love, Me Normally VS Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
Match 4: Dr. Sunshine is Dead VS 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.)
Match 5: Cicada Days VS BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA
Match 6: ...well, better than the alternative VS Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave
Match 7: Against the Kitchen Floor VS The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know
Match 8: Willard! VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 6 - Voting Date & Time: February 7th, 2pm CST
Match 1: Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca) VS Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
Match 2: Love, Me Normally VS 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.)
Match 3: BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA VS Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave
Match 4: Against the Kitchen Floor VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 7 - Voting Time & Date: February 8th, 4pm CST
Match 1: Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) VS Love, Me Normally
Match 2: Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 8 - Voting Time & Date: February 9th, 5pm CST
Final Match: Love, Me Normally VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
WINNER!
Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
