“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

How do I delete someone else’s post

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

@wetwasteofagirl

seeing your crush like 

Why is no one taking about the best pun in all of Bobs Burgers

Sex while camping is fucking in tents..

what even happens inside a dishwasher

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u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

is this a Halsey song

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

for my final project i will be disappearing into the mountains

Loving the puddles!!!!

toddler mutant ninja turtles

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know