theres a reason its called slasHER and not slasHIM #feminism
Imagine being Friend Bear and the embodiment of friendship in Care-a-Lot and some fuck named “Best” Friend Bear suddenly comes into town
i would turn into fucking Enemy Bear
@keuhkopussirotta / fleabag / jamie anderson / holly warburton / richard siken / mitski / aracelis girmay by @heavensghost / philip pullman
glennon doyle melton / @eshraqh / joey comeau / rebecca makkai / anne carson / maria ines gul / @heavensghost / @dogmotifs / sylvia plath / ilenia tesoro / wandavision
@hauntdom / andrew garfield interview / mary tsvetaeva / jandy nelson / christina aguilera / @mashseason4 / cheryl strayed / john banville / philip pullman
thanks for inventing eddie & richie in your book stephen king you cunt now i'll never be happy
Anyone else still thinking about the “Dan Nicky your bobbies” guy?
(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?
do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?
im assuming diplomacy has failed
“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything
How about you create a platonic polycule with your coworkers called a union
what theme would you choose for the met gala?
snoopy







