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He's Gonna blast president Lincoln!

@creshman

I gonna do what I should have done years ago.

Idk why some of these gays are fucking in the woods and shit when there are places like homes or hotels with beds and air conditioning and like no bugs like y’all can keep that

My mother makes too much money to pay my rent for me to be risking mosquito bites on my perineum fucking outside okay?!

im just glad that as a species, we’re evolving past the need for kancolle

no we aren’t

I would disassemble every single ship that has ever existed if Tiramisu asked me to.

I’m not sure what’s worst: This or the weird mobile game that personifies real world gunz as anime waffers.

i know exactly two games that take place in detroit and one is about robots wanting to become humans and the other is about humans wanting to become robots and clearly the latter is way cooler

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

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CHEAT MODE

Close your eyes and you can play any game in your mind, even paper Mario

Paper Mario is trash

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Close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likeable person, and then open them and weep

ive seen people add “real” guns to splatoon shitposts, so why dont we add splatoon guns to normal shitposts

somethin like this

I won’t hesitate, fish

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