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hardcore philza my love

@crepusculum-rattus

22 ☆ it/he/pup ☆ queer ☆ no i will not shut up ☆ bittersweet_rat on ao3 ☆ sideblog ☆ follows from @your-favorite-sunset
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lilyvines

mcyt containment breach alignment chart

here for some of the context

context: • hank green being told he has ranboo vibes, leading him to find out what those are and talking to ranboo in a comment section 

• dwayne the rock johnson replying to tommyinnit on his birthday whilst telling him to drink alcohol 

• Lil nas X joining the Dream Smp for a day and taking a canon life from Corpse Husband 

• mcc15 being on the australian news 

• John Cena following tommyinnit on twitter shortly after coming out as a Destiel shipper 

• conservative white lady on fox news showing off her chicken named badboyhalo 

• ted cruz tweeting happy birthday to dream from his daughters 

• donald trump subtweeting quackity when he got cedar rapids trending

• someone at a london anti-mask trump rally holding a l'manburg flag

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demonboyhalo

this is absolutely bewildering to me now, i can not even begin to imagine how batshit this post is going to seem to me in, like, 4 years after forgetting this all GENUINELY happened

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pupperish

almost three years later… What the fuck

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[Image ID: A flow chart with two branches. The starting point reads "does this character have problems." One branch leads to "yes" then "make them worse," while the other branch leads to "no" then "give them some." End ID.]

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CROWS CHOOSING WHO'S THE MOST EVIL PHIL

IS IT...

THE GUY WHO TOOK OVER THE WORLD WITH HIS BESTIE?

IS IT...

THE GUY WHO DESTROYED A WHOLE COUNTRY WITH THE SAME BESTIE?

IS IT...

THE GUY WHO WANTS EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING?

IS IT...

THE GUY POSSESSING A SAD SAD GUY?

IS IT...

THE GUY WHO REFUSES TO TURN OFF HIS IRON FARM?