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'The Lord Of Ring: Gollum' Developers Paraded Through Streets And Flogged For Not Doing Video Games Good

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'The Lord Of Ring: Gollum' Developers Beaten And Punished By The Ogre For Making Game That's Just Straight Up Like. It's Not Good

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass