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Highly encourage folks to try their hand at making their own seal plushie! Even when my etsy is up, there will not be enough seals to go around and I'm only planning on selling the extras I make for fun. Please give the pattern a go if you want one of your own! No matter what, the end result is a silly seal! :)
Beans was made w Bernat velvet yarn using a 3.5mm crochet hook, safety eyes, fishing line for whiskers, ultra plush Polyfil, and weighted Poly Pellets.
Some Queenie fo today
i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before
She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺
If you want to add context, reblog with where you've mostly lived and/or why you've had to move in the past.
funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls
Why does "you're a class traitor to want to make money from your art" apply only to artists? it's fascinating. Are you a class traitor to not want your labor stolen in other ways also. Who are you people
My friends drove this family around in the camp site's shuttle bus for an entire week and today got a call from their boss that the family left a voicemail after checking out stating that there were actually 2 more people staying behind in the camper bc they were incredibly ill and woopsie doo we just found out it's covid :'( anyway after spending the weekend at our apartment they woke up back home today sick as hell and covid positive and every guest they helped before coming over to my place are sick and Anyway anyway this will be the dumbest possible way to get covid after dodging it for 3 years and also fuck that waterpark vacationer cringe family in particular I'll kill you
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :)
Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating
I like to sort of hold Butters like a harmonica and give her raspberries and kisses until she goes zoomie crazy bc after she bolts and does a lap she scampers back and waits to be kissed on the head until the process repeats and then I hit her w that corn on the cob twirl and kiss action
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me when i’m watching breaking bad and jesse gets beat within an inch of his life instead of saying some shit like yo mr white can i get some extra cash for the zoo gift shop bitch
I like to sort of hold Butters like a harmonica and give her raspberries and kisses until she goes zoomie crazy bc after she bolts and does a lap she scampers back and waits to be kissed on the head until the process repeats and then I hit her w that corn on the cob twirl and kiss action
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
i never knew that i was pirating anime and manga as a kid like i genuinely just thought it was free online
Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
this reply is killing me
When the same sex marriage legalized in each US state.
I remember the early ones so well. I remember when Iowa became the fourth state to legalize same sex marriage and thought. “what the fuck?” I remember when New York legalized it legislatively and I remember watching the vote in the NY State Senate with bated breath.
I was there at the Supreme Court on the day Obergefell was decided and legalized it nationwide.
This is very recent history, folks.
And we are not fucking going back.
this is absolutely fucking pathetic now every single fucking streaming service is gonna start doing this shit. all y'all had to do was not watch Netflix and let it flop for a few months and they would have given up
Y'all still actually watch netflix?
i know it's easier to see a headline and get angry about it online than it is to look into the source, but if we all did a little digging, it's evident that this is misinformation. the source is a blog post from a tech startup that is advertising their data analysis services to other streaming companies. the spike in subscribers (which lasted for two days) occurred over a four day period, of which, only the 26th and 27th of may had above average signups, the previous two days were under 50k signups per day.
what their data (purposely) fails to show is the sharp decline in signups between the 27th of may and the first of june, the day that these features rolled out, because their chart cuts off before the password sharing crackdown even went into effect. their data also does not count the number of cancelled subscriptions, and does not distinguish between free trial sign ups and paid subscription sign ups.
they are trying to make netflix look good to advertise their services. this is marketing, not actual data analysis.
oh thank god
