saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion
“Friends” but Ross only speaks in Animal Crossing dialogue noises accompanied by a low, ominous humming sound
Also it’s an improv dub
also featuring @chongoblog, @not-robobuddies, @marblecantus, @paper-mario-wiki
“evrart claire is the bad guy” “evrart claire is good actually” evrart claire and the union are meant to show both how ‘corruption’ is used as a bludgeon against working class self-advocacy and the truly real limitations of social democracy. the real political takeaway of disco elysium is that the good guys, revolutionary communists, have become poisoned by large bugs
the real political takeaway of disco elysium is that the good guys, Drugs, are being taken away from you by cops and you have to do everything in your power to obstruct justice
just tripped over my own words so badly that i ended up saying "renjoy your wreekend" like scooby fucking doo to a customer
so, this is something i've noticed in fandom spaces and want to see how people ~generally~ feel regarding genderbends & genderswaps, especially if they are transgender themselves!
if there's a reason for why you like/dislike genderbends please share in the tags, this is something that genuinely interests me
D&D has become so much more fun since it clicked for me that I'm not the character, I'm the writer in charge of the character
If you're the character, bad rolls and bad calls reflect badly on you. You want to Win because that means you're doing D&D right, and if things go wrong, it's because you're doing it wrong.
If you're the writer, your number one job is to do things to your character that the character does not like because that gives them the chance to be interesting.
when i play chess on chess dot com against real people i hope they are on the other side of their computer going. what the fuck is wrong with this person are they actually stupid
the moron’s gambit
https://www.indeed.com/careers/gods-favorite-sacrificial-lamb
if I were an npc in skyrim I would never leave my house because there are giant spiders out there. My one line of radiant dialogue would be "I don't leave the house, there's giant spiders out there."
*MOON ALERT*
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