“i’m burning our house down, babe” as a love language is the lesbian representation i never knew i needed but FULLHEARTEDLY support

Of course I loved the kiss, the proposal, the healthy communication. But I'll always be drawn to fictional relationships like this

babe i love you so much *burns our house down*

time is a flat FUCKING circle

Izzy

*attacks you for fun

Awww

*attacks you for fun

I like everyone screaming over them glancing at each other like "can't believe they made out right there on the screen"

Let me say that the in-universe reason they're looking at each other is probably that they are SCREAMING at each other in their array like "WHAT IF THEY ASK IF WE WERE THERE?!? BE COOL. BE COOL. I AM COOL, YOU BE COOL! SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU SHUT UP! IF YOU RAT ME OUT I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. IF WE GET FOUND OUT, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. IF WE GET FOUND OUT I'M KILLING MYSELF AND THEN YOU."

leisure drive down the streets of central london! 💨

well. a leisure drive for one of them anyway.

TGCF Donghua Bilibili Stickers｜Part 1 / Part 2

did he just call gege, Lian.

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

Just wanted to hear your voice

little thought

>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items

>with each item i yell out "yonic" or "phallic" and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)

>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic

>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle

>categorizing continues as normal

what if i had claws and u had fangs and we were both girls

Izzy singing a song from the 1940s in the 1700s is peak historical accuracy, no notes

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

>:)

the girls are ready for party city!

until the special comes out i'm just going to write it myself