new ot3 dynamic: who's the shepherd, who's the sheep, who's the livestock dog
I had to give this one a lot of thought because my initial reaction is that Megamind is not a sheep, but he is.
He is the one who gets led down the path of his true destiny by Roxanne the Sheperd.
Metro Man is the livestock dog that left his post to go chasing rabbits.
referring the megamind scholars to the author's thesis hereunder:
my shop is finally coming back! the snailz shop grand re-re-opening is headed for ya on MONDAY OCT 16TH at 1:00pm EST 💥💥💥
tons of new stuff! old stuff on sale! only shipping to the US, Puerto Rico, and Canada though 🤸
diversity win! this WOMAN thinks with her dick!
WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT YUGIOH UWU DAY SHIT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UWU
Happy 18th birthday uwu
i think kids online should really get back to making internetsonas instead of whatever fuckshit this is with putting their entire real faces, names, ages, and such everywhere. you're not gonna realize how nice internet privacy is until you dont have it anymore and no chance at getting it back. make up a guy and a name and just be that online. make up conflicting details about your completely made up backstory. make a fursona or something
so sick of seeing this on twitter if these people saw the fat girls i wanna fuck they'd hurl
op i need u to know i have had almost exactly the same post in my drafts for a couple days that i was too anxious to post. we are kindred spirits
For the love of god stop
this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row
computer open. Computer show me fictional guy
True when I first wrote him, and still true now. 😄
Nothing more disappointing than people recc’ing a book to you because it has “disability rep” and you get hopeful because the author also has the same disability as you and it just ends up tipping over into inspiration porn.
綾里家の子供たちです
i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"
scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it
scientist 2:
op naming the second scientist
Pokemon Heritage Post
dude you should have been at the club last night it was insane. the dj was playing the lament and funeral of hector from the iliad and everyone was beating their breasts and tearing open their garments. at the end we all built up a funeral pyre in the middle of the dance floor and set it aflame. we were all feeling the inherent human connection through millennia old poetry, it was wild
"what if im a bad person" yeah? well what if you arent? what if you're trying your best and you're growing and you're kind? what then?
Ad blocking in Melbourne
hmmm
ORONGE
