He’s not the only one who can fly. That dude created it all by himself, baby.
Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.
What a beautiful octopus.
schloop
Avon lady admits she's part of a pyramid scheme and says "so what?"
I can relate to this on every level
“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”
oh so girls who collect crystals are dumb but the crown of an imperialist monarchy has dozens of colorful rocks in it and no one bats an eye. it’s giving class traitor vibes to me.
What the fuck is this??????????
Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.
And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest
reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes
"who give a shit"
Not him.
Didn't read any of that shit but I assume youre a hater who wants to torture me with blades
accidentally clicking the wrong option in a poll is the worst thing that can happen to a girl
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN