Being in your twenties is just

Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where's my birth certificate? Oh it's nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I'm so hungry. I'm so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I'd be so much hotter without tits.

hey!!!! remember standing rock water protectors and the dakota access pipeline?

the massive, poorly constructed environmental risk that spat all over the Standing Rock Sioux people's treaty rights? that dug up their sacred burial sites? the one where the oil corporation who owned it bought out a private company to do a sham of an "environmental analysis" and never consulted the tribe and STILL didn't actually get approval? the one that's literally operating illegally and without proper permits right fucking now?

yeah, that.

you remember that.

surprising absolutely no one, the army corps of engineers this week (September 8, 2023) released an EIS (environmental impact statement) draft for public comment that takes into account absolutely 0 of the tribe's concerns, and in fact did not consult with them once in the process!

they're going to officially approve the pipeline.

what's the good news?

IT'S A DRAFT. YOU CAN SUBMIT PUBLIC COMMENT RIGHT NOW UNTIL NOVEMBER 13!!!

This link RIGHT HERE (https://action.lakotalaw.org/action/dapl-eis-2023) will take you to a Lakota Law Project page where they've set up a form to make it easy to submit a comment.

All you have to do is add your name, email, and zip code, and it pulls up a form with a pre-written message you can just click and submit, listing the most pressing concerns. You can also personalize it if you want, but you don't have to. This will take you two minutes. Please.

you can also access the comment information on the USACE website here, email NWO-DAPL-EIS@usace.army.mil yourself, or call Brent Cossette, the contact for the draft, at 402-995-2716!!!

you can also donate directly to the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe here.

[ID: First image is of protesters holding banners and signs reading "defend the sacred" and "we are here to protect; water is life." Second image shows protesters behind a barbed wire fence being sprayed with a jet of water by a piece of heavy machinery labelled "Stutsman County Sheriff"; on the other side of the fence are cops in riot gear with shields. In the third image, a person holds up a feather to armored vehicles labelled "police" and cops in camouflage holding guns. The fourth image shows protesters holding signs reading "oil, coal, gas = climate chaos" and "water is life." End ID]

I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!

See the difference is that outside of the US people don't need to worry about helmets because the roads and streets are actually safe

ASPHALT IS ASPHALT AND CONCRETE IS CONCRETE

yall I once got a mild concussion bonking my noggin on soft grass at a 5 foot fall for the love of God you have nothing to lose by strapping a shell to your brains just DO it

gorilla heritage post

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

Viscount. You may not be aware of what my job entails as the royal head of security. My job is to protect the crown, to make sure no harm comes to the crown. To step in when someone toys with the crown's emotions, you see.

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) dir. Garry Marshall

Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

It was the guy currently in charge of the site, Matt. I got a warning against my account and the post taken down bc I joined a KPP chain against him.

Love living in the era of social media where every site is run like a personal fiefdom by a terminally fragile failguy systemically deleting and moderating posts and features by fiat when their razor thin egos are lightly scratched

jesus christ

I wonder how long until they make circumventing denied blazed posts against TOS too.

horse eating hay from the hood of a very nice car parked inside its stables we can deduce the cars engine is not in the front as the lights are still on and there is hay in its hood and nothing has caught fire or blown up or some other tragedy instead this horse is peacefully having a meal from the maw of the very machination that rendered it nearly obsolete in the transportation industry of western world this speaks to the possible forgiving nature of this horse

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

The horse is the one on the right

How the Old Spice commercial was filmed. Practical effects.

Not at all what we thought!

This makes these commercials 100 times better

I love practical effects!

me and the boys at furfest

September 8, 2023 - The same superyacht was vandalized for a second time by activists holding a banner stating the fact that "Billionaires should not exist!" [video]

hey guys if i seem inactive its cause this month I am traveling around europe and these people live in the olden-times, no wifi, warm water

as a European, I

did your WiFi go out?

ftm macklemore be like

Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock

Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop

transmasclemore. is this anything

is anybody out there?

using a tape measure as a packer so i can give myself a comedically large boner whenever its funny

you know maybe we dont have to reblog this one

OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared