idk if unalive has ever helped anyone not get banned from any website but it is impossible for me to separate it from deadpool in that one episode of that one animated spiderman show
they were so ahead of their time
i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU
"It's soooo easy to just go through your followers and block bigots 🙄" — quote from someone with 37 followers
This isn't an "ohhh look at this loser who only has x followers", it's "there is a point you reach where looking at every single person who follows you is genuinely impossible and acting like it's easy to do so shows that you haven't reached that point yet."
Oh no. It's coming. The temptation to go past the planned ending of a fic into a poorly thought out cloud of vibes.
I've got. Sequelitits.
Help.
Group of friends who are close because they all have the same superpower except no they don't.
As in, they all think the other ones have the same superpower as them, but, in fact, they do not.
For example:
Time traveler who always is running into these other people who seem to know what's going on or what will happen and is so happy he can finally share his travel stories.
Precognitive who is relieved he isn't the only one with the gift and who is glad to get help averting future disasters.
Mind reader with a horrible memory who tries to stay on top of things by skimming surface thoughts. You want to talk about next week's election results and how they changed the next decade? She's with you.
Totally normal guy who thinks the others have the absolute best bit ever and loves playing along.
They save the world at least twice without a single clue shared between the four of them.
If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it
That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes
On the side of a lonely road outside of Mos Espa stands a statue of the Huttslayer, patron saint of the enslaved and the oppressed. A symbol of hope, but also perhaps a warning...
Commissioned from the amazing @dindlarin
Alright, this one is quite the fucking long shot, but to at least throw in an attempt at propaganda:
Kelsier puts the bitch in "I lived, bitch." He both faked his death and resurrection and did both for real. He lives and dies on his own terms.The real life time frame between his death and return was an actual decade. He deliberately sacrificed himself so he can then turn himself into a messianic figure by having a shapeshifter pretend to be him and whip the masses into a riot to avenge him.
Meanwhile, as a ghost he punched god and shit talked him into locking him out of the afterlife because he wanted to fuck with the world more. He then punched god's ex husband for good measure.
Also he temporarily supplanted god for real until his daughter was ready. He's still dead through all of this mind you. Only after kicking around as a ghost for a couple years did he hit up this one kid he knew in life to frankenstein him a new body, where he then fucked off to Antarctica to start a second religion that revolves around him before returning to start an interplanetary mafia when he discovered aliens are real and he wants to get all up in their business.
The the real life time frame between his death and return was an actual decade.
I love Aang. Phenomenal character. The kid is great but I'm sorry to say but the amount of fucking pizazz Kelsier does with his death and resurrection. Most people don't do much in the period of time between death and return. Kelsier temporarily became god.
Also this doesn't have anything really to do with the topic but Kelsier has a rivalry with an immortal vegan jester and they can't do anything to each other but hiss.
"Ideas are never original. Only one thing is. Style"
~Kelsier before punching god's ex (still a ghost)
i need the worlds easiest job and i need it to pay me $100,000 a year
My favorite Star Trek Discovery characters.
1. Micheal Burnham
2. Gabriel Lorca
3. Tilly Stamet’s Ash Saru and that one doctor tie for third favorite
Anonymous asked:
how do u grow ur tumblr acc is it like twitter
Genuinely I have no idea. Most popular blogs I see either are creators of some kind, so artists or writers or people who just write interesting posts about what they think or stuff they like, "tumblr funnymen" who post a lot of memes and jokes, and educational blogs.
Though tbh, having a lot of followers doesn't really like...do anything for you here? Like that's kinda just not the point. No one can see your follow count anyway so it doesn't get you clout, and being too popular kinda just leads to a lot of anon hate and drama, plus follower count doesn't guarantee engagement anyway. Tumblr values quality over quantity in terms of followers and mutuals, so it's less about getting more followers and more about making good connections with people who share your interests.
And in my experience, the best way to go about "growing" your blog is to engage with people!
(Well, first what you REALLY need to do is change your pfp, header, and blog description so people don't think you're a bot. I'd say pick something relevant to what you're gonna be posting about, like your art if you're an artist, or screenshots from movies or anime you like, and just drop something about yourself/what you're interested in in your description!)
But yeah, engagement is best! Follow people who post art or fics or original content that you like and reblog their posts, and don't be afraid to add kind comments in the tags or replies, that kind of thing really stands out to creators(most of us joke about recognizing urls of people who come back time and time again to like our stuff, and leaving comments/replies makes you stand out even more and might get someone to follow you back). Send asks too, a lot of my longest mutuals I've made bcs we shared a fandom and started talking through asks :D
Aside from that, really just posting is your best bet. Reblogs are good, some people follow other people just bcs they reblog good stuff, but also post original stuff too! Even if it's just you screaming about how much you like an album or a picture of your cat, posting stuff and tagging it(as there's no real algorithm) is how people will find you and tbh I've seen plenty of blogs get big just bcs people like to hear what they have to say about random things or want to see more pictures of their cats.
(You can also use tumblr blaze to advertise yourself if you want to, I've seen people use it to share a post with some of their art like "hey I draw this stuff follow if you like it" or something like that, it's an option, though it does cost money so there's that.)
So yeah, engage with others, reblog posts, and make your own posts! That's all there really is to it. Tumblr is really more about making connections and having fun and less about "being popular", so don't worry too much about it if you don't get tons of followers right away or ever. Just post what you want, talk to people, and have a good time :D
I started watching Star Trek Discovery and I love it. I can t believe how much hate it got as so far (I’m on episode 7) it deserves none of it.
you only die once! when you do, make sure to make it as intentionally traumatic for everyone else around you as possible!!
cant wait to see the blorbos that people tag this post with
happy disability pride/wrath month to all!
if you have any physical, mental, cognitive, or otherwise difficult or disabling conditions, take a moment this month to consider what helps you, and consider enforcing boundaries that help you.
if you aren't disabled - consider wishing the disabled people in your life a happy disability month, and check in with what they would like you to do better on. additionally, consider checking out a book on disability rights and history at your local public library, whether in person or via an app such as Libby.
they should make a honey that is not messy or sticky
i know it would take away some of the inherent eroticism of honey but it would make it way easier to dip apple slices in honey
futchcommunist-deactivated20190
all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs
jucheguevara
“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.
spicecities
worst thing people did was turn the incredibly personal experience of being lgbt into strict definitions and rules and then ridicule and harass others who don't fit into their neat boxes, as if that isn't what we were trying to run away from this whole time.
Fun fact! Having a job every day is actually a fairly new thing.
In olden times, people had daily chores and other things to do but their workload/ daily working hours was actually much lower than it is today. Even in farming communities.
The concept of working super hard every day actually comes from capitalism, which in turn comes from Puritanical ideology.
The Puritans believed in salvation through work and in no play.
Early capitalists adopted this ideology because it meant higher productivity and therefore more money if their factories were running near constantly.
The idea of needing to be continuously productive in order to be useful/ allowed things like food and shelter, is actually quite an insidious ideal that is deeply rooted in the American culture.
4 day work weeks have actually proven to be more productive than the 5 day week. But corporations won't adopt it willingly because it means less of a stranglehold on their workers.
here’s the thing about adulthood-
you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on
GRADE SCHOOL SJWS stop using social justice language to explain shit to your conservative parents IT’S NOT GONNA GO THROUGH now all they have are some new words to make fun of. don’t tell your mom she’s being fatphobic tell her she’s being a dick
