On October 14, 1912, Teddy Roosevelt was shot mid-speech. Because the would-be assassin’s arm was jostled, he missed Roosevelt’s head and hit him square in the chest. The bullet, slowed by a 50-page copy of the President’s speech and his steel glasses case, didn’t hit any major organs, so he just asked the audience to quiet down while he went ahead and spoke for another hour. Source

“Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”

First page of speech:

John Schrank, would-be assassin, and his revolver:  

Chest X-ray:

“In the very unlikely event of the wound being mortal I wished to die with my boots on.”

“I don’t really give much of a shit, so let’s just see where this goes after my speech.”

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

22 Times ‘Cursed’ Was The Only Explanation That Made Sense

In June 1836 five young boys, hunting for rabbits on the north-eastern slopes Arthur’s Seat, Edinburgh, found 17 miniature coffins hidden inside a cave. They were arranged under slates on three tiers, two tiers of eight and one solitary coffin on the top. Each coffin, only 95mm in length, contained a little wooden figure, expertly carved with painted black boots and custom made clothes.

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

Friend: I don’t think I can eat all this food.

Me:

Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his

gun

pulled my trigger now he’s

gun

Momma life had juuuust be-

GUN

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

i cannot fucking believe vine is being shut down before tumblr

i hate when people misunderstand my shyness for unfriendliness like no!!! i actually like you! i’m just a piece of shit that can’t communicate

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On 22 November, 1987, somebody successfully hijacked two television stations. The hijacker, wearing a mask, stood in front of the camera and began to uncontrollably laugh, scream, and moan. As the screenshots above clearly indicate, it was extremely bizarre and downright creepy. The transmission lasted for around 90 seconds before being cut off. The hijacker was never identified.

Salish Sea Feet - Since 20 August, 2007, a total of 16 of human feet have been discovered washed ashore on the coast of the Salish Sea in British Columbia and Washington. Five of the feet belonged to men, one belonged to a woman, and three others were from an unknown gender. As of 2012, only four of the people have been identified. What makes the discovery even more astounding is the fact that no other body parts have been washed ashore other than feet. One theory is that foul play had taken place, with the bodies being weighed down and the feet being separated due to decay.

In July of 2016, an Illinois couple set up a camera in their home after belongings seemed to disappear, seemingly into thin air. When they reviewed the footage, they discovered this blood-curdling scene - an intruder appeared to be lurking about on the top floor. The couple were asleep on the sofa while the man stood above them for 15 whole minutes. They said they had left the balcony unlocked, which is presumably where he entered from. The intruder was never caught.