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Crazy Carl

@crazycarl56

Carl, 24 years old, straight. I'm a man, man. Honestly at this point this blog is just shitposting, memes, and videogames. I love it and I hope you will too

just saw Barbie so here are some (non-spoilery) highlights:

  • ken becoming DEEPLY obsessed with horses
  • MULTIPLE highly choreographed dance numbers that last for several minutes
  • kens job is beach
  • a tween calls Barbie a fascist (?????? ok screenwriters)
  • mojo dojo casa house
  • kens big mink coat having a HORSE THEMED LINING
  • i know we were deeply obsessed with the outfits but good god. the OUTFITS.
  • extensive Barbie lore
  • Barbie’s heart to heart with a lovely old woman
  • the kens building a wall
  • beaching one another off
  • KENS SONG THAT HE SINGS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES
  • like twelve executives on one tandem bike
  • depression Barbie
  • ALLEN
  • i am kenough :)
  • gynecologist.

beautiful beautiful deeply camp coming of age story with layers and so much life. ive gained twenty new sewing projects from the opening shots of Barbieland alone. made my gf cry. 20/10

I also sobbed when I saw barbie appreciating an old woman, sitting beside her on the bench, because that's what a woman is and that's what being human is, and that's what life is and she saw imperfection and age and realized it was beautiful.

She was so scared of being imperfect and having cellulite and aging and dying, and then she saw how beautiful all of those things could be, and she cried, and I cried.

And I understood. And I felt understood.

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I came out of Barbie with one single thought in my head and that was that I wanted Ken’s “I am Kenough” sweatshirt immediately

Certain People: THE BARBIE MOVIE IS ANTI-MEN

anyone who actually paid attention: the Barbie movie is about how both matriarchy and patriarchy are damaging to people and that no one will be happy as long as people feel unequal and you shouldn’t base your happiness on once person and you shouldn’t force your feelings on another person, especially if they’ve told you that they’re not interested in you. In this essay I will

'Tis Friday! Y'all made it another week, and the weekend has arrived.

Make your weekend incredible. Love each other. Be kind. Lift people up. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "Black bear sow with cub, Tower Fall" by YellowstoneNPS is marked with Public Domain Mark 1.0.

obsessed with how ryan gosling's barbie promo consists solely of him treating the role like it's the joker and he's going he's going turbo but instead of becoming an insufferable douchebag to everyone around him he's just become a human bubble machine who only opens his mouth to spout FUN and spread the silly little guy agenda

It. Is. Friday.

You make your weekend amazing.

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"American black bear" by Marie Hale is licensed under CC BY 2.0.