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We as a society don’t give OoT!Zelda enough credit. She made a snap judgment that backfired, and then decided to make it right by becoming a ninja. She is a very good, very dramatic teenager who must have spent an inordinate amount of time making smoke bombs and choreographing all her cryptic monologues. I support her.

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

you know i wanna disagree with you on principle, because it can’t be that simple, but “lemon lime spine” just made me crack up for the first time all day.

Globe to Globe Hamlet company performing in the Vatican earlier this year:

Image: Aliona Adrianova

desert heat from old runescape but i rearranged it as a pokemon mystery dungeon song

poor baby drank too much milk :(

lost in the sauce

Extra Life 2014: We’re gonna play some twister kids :)

Extra Life 2018: You’re getting a tazer shoved right up your asshole

tis the season

I forgot about this

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A HYPERBOLE

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

made this in 15 mins, feel free to steal

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The original vid got taken to Youtube copyright hell so Todd…tell me more lies