Always Be My Maybe (2019), dir. Nahnatchka Khan

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that’s some damn tea

If extending a right to all people reduces your rights in any way?  That means that right has been dependent on the oppression of someone else.

It means you’ve been profiting from the subjugation of others in some way.  Are you good with that?

Wow this tea is SCALDING

This isn’t funny

If I told you the sheer amount of negative online/offline attention this post ended up having for me, you wouldn’t believe me. But again - nothing you can do about it.

so why tf did they bring me into that shit

must a movie be good? is it not enough to see Jake Gyllenhaal, unhinged?

And maybe even his bootyass?

and maybe even his bootyass

He’s right

me: ask me anything

my followers:

zendaya said fuck racist lives

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

rich ppl truly are so funny because they say shit like “well my family worked REALLY hard for the life we have!” as if every other fucking family hasn’t done that 

the void is so kind … we are all just yelling at her n she just sits n listens …

Reblog to thank the void

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Is this for real?

I promise

You mean Mexico isn’t naturally sepia?

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

sorry, i missed *aims again*

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

— Blythe Baird, from If My Body Could Speak (via buttonpoetry)

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

chaotic evil