Tyler Carter's Nice Lips

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

SIX MONTHS FROM NOW I WILL BE IN A DIFFERENT SITUATION

*sees something small and light pink* i must obtain this.

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

yall want a goth gf until she has depression

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

do u ever zone out but ur aware that ur zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

Why do bugs in the south chase you like you owe them some money

person: you have very unique features! me: so what youre saying is…. im ugly.

have you ever been so sad you were unable to cry but felt all of your feelings slowly exploding inside you

Marge Simpson woke up tamed her hair every day for the perfect beehive..she wore that DRESS honey waste snatched tiddies out elegant every day..had those BEADS bitch shined every day for ensure perfection! Marge Simpson, every day wakes up and thinks “here’s how I’m gonna gag the girls today” and slips on her icon red flats

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade