Tried painting

This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input

JERK SESH = COMPLETED

i think this is really cute. it also escaped containment from a fetish forcemasc blog. both things can be true.

Goobie Snoobert

some of you should not answer honestly...

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

i'm watching my friend try to set up her controller to play katamari damacy and her computer is glitching the fuck out

me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in

girlfriend is a type of cat. maybe

[Transcript: Look, Penelope. Look. There is nobody out here. Nobody. Do you see that? Do you see that? Look- Look over here. There’s nobody. Look over here. There’s nobody! There is nobody out here. End transcript.]

me reading the end of the odyssey

(Penelope is a small black chihuahua, roughly the size of three bagels, and is being held out at arm's length.)

i love this stupid fucking tweet it sounds like new wave lyrics

reblog to give your mutuals one of these

Absolutely amazing 🏳️‍🌈🫶🌈

HERE ARE THE PICS causw I wanted to see and saw no one posted (link to profile: https://instagram.com/henryjimenz?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= )

So beautiful!!!

Fucking ate. Slain