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milo, like the cereal ๐Ÿ‘Œ

@crapflaps

friend of dorothy, master of tomfoolery, harbinger of a funky good time. male. sometimes i post my art :)

btw if you're here for the fanart its mostly

amphibia, kipo, the owl house, rottmnt, tmnt 2012, the ghost and molly mcgee, atla, percy jackson, randy cunningham, the promised neverland, epithet erased, and whatever other cartoon plagues my mind

so if you don't want any of those on your dash then. rip i guess lmao

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maamlet

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

friend that doesnt drive: anyways really look the thing about origami is that its not about getting the fold right on the first try its meant to be an exercise in precision sure but also in patience the instructions are repeatable tasks that you do over and over again to polish the skill before applying it to something else. a thousand swans arent folded in a day and really its meant to bring you to reflect upon what it means to even be folding in the first pl-

friend that drives: HOLY SHIT 3.20 A GALLON? I SHOULDVE FILLED UP THERE anyway i understand the process is meant to soothe the itch of perfection that gnaws at the soul through exposure to imperfection but OH FUCK [drives over median straight into Walmart parking lot while nearby F150 lays on the horn because you stopped him from running a red light]

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sewerfight

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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baylen

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

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