I hope the ex-Skull fam has a good year
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please DO NOT assume that just because my character is doing something that i as the writer
- approve of it
- am romanticizing it
- have a kink with regard to it
- think it is okay for anyone to ever do ever
because sometimes my character does things that I absolutely cringe at and which are almost painful to write.
but my writing a villain does not make me a villian
understand that it is fiction and I do not condone the wrong actions that sometimes are written out on my blog for in-character purposes.
alrighty my dudes.... if i didn’t get to your skull bash ask last night, i’m deeply deeply sorry :^( i’ll still continue the threads that formed from some of the stuff i answered / plotted with people, but no more skull bash asks please!! it’s also time for me to pick back up on regular threads!!!
and no, i have not forgotten about doing this. idk when it will be done exactly bc i apparently have stuff to go out and do today but bY GOLLY IT WILL HAPPEN
what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch
heads up that sometime in the next 24 hours, i will FINALLY be moving this blog to its new location for the new year! be on the lookout for my promo for it. (i’ll still be using this same url and everything)
Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
“Join me outside for a battle? Who cares if it’s raining!”
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❛❛ LET’S GET GOIN’. ❜❜ The Skull Boss is already on his way outside, checking over his shoulder to see if the other Trainer is following. Skull Bashes were ( usually ) an exception to his rule of no battling while drunk. He was in such a good mood that if a loss occurred, he wouldn’t explode.
Hood pulled over his head, he stands in a cleared spot, tossing an Ultra Ball up and down in his hand despite his swaying stance. ❛❛ Y’ready for a beat down, huh? ❜❜
“Let’s go make some stuff explode!”
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❛❛ SURE THING, KID! Ya boi Guzma’s always down fo’ doin’ some’a that! ❜❜ This is about the third time he’s been invited to go make some stuff explode, and it really never gets old. There are still plenty of fireworks and such left to set off, and he’s pretty determined not to have any left over by the time the night ends!
"I got here kinda late… Did I miss anything?" The champion had arrived, wearing surprisingly casual clothes. She shook her umbrella dry, being careful as to not accidentally spray anyone. "It's good to see you again, by the by. How have you been, Guzma?"
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❛❛ Nah much, ‘cept a whole bunch’a time durin’ which y’boi got smashed as fuuuuuck, yo! ❜❜ He’s given up on drinking from solo cups at this point and it just drinking straight liquor from the bottle. He pauses his speaking for another swig. ❛❛ I been pretty damn good, I think. S’how ‘bout yo’self, girl? ❜❜
“2018 is gonna be a really good year. I can feel it.” At least she apparently didn't get ditched this year. That's a good start. ((Only if you want. I'm going to bed. Happy New Year!))
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❛❛ OH YEAH...? ❜❜ He questions, bending his knees a bit so he can throw an arm across her shoulders. Poor Mina... the guy probably reeks of booze... although that’s something hardly new about him. ❛❛ I suuuure hope so, girlie. You’n me gotta hang a lil more, that’ll guar’ntee it! ❜❜
“Well… I’ve already gone against my resolution.”
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❛❛ Maaaaan, tha’s why I don’ ever make one’a them things! ❜❜
"Do-don't worry, Boss! You c-can have soma my drink i-if ya want," he slurs, offering a nearly empty bottle to him.
Guzma takes the bottle, finishes it off with one last swig of it, then lets the bottle fall to the floor ( which already has plenty litter all over it now ).
❛❛ Aight, kiddo, now le’s go getcha somethin’ new t’drink. ❜❜
NEW YEARS KISS NEW YEARS KISS NEW YEARS KISS NEW YEARS KISS NEW YEARS KISS!!!
3… 2… 1…
The crowd around them screams ❛ HAPPY NEW YEAR! ❜ but Guzma and T are immediately busy sucking face. The kiss hardly starts out gentle, they just go straight into it. Guzma is smashed and T is tipsy ( which might as well be smashed for her ), and they’ve been anticipating this moment all night long. Maybe Guzma’s been flirting it up at this party with some other people, but at the end of the day, he loves his one and only true babygirl and he wants to show her off! ( You people better be looking. Look how cute she is. Look how cute they are together—
or…
Okay, now it’s just getting kind of gross…You can look away if you want. )
A happy new year indeed.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
ok less than an hour until new years and this is gonna sound like the lamest shit but i need a really quick nap. brb yo
really quick nap that was supposed to be like 30 min turned into 2.5 hours........
ok then
i got 11 things left for the skull bash in my inbox, plus a handful of drafts to reply to for it, and i’m gonna try to do what i can, folks!! happy new year and thanks for participating!!
Anonymous asked:
So many parties run by SKULL should be banned. Too many drugs and too much booze.
BOOZE?! DRUGS?! AT ONE OF HIS PARTIES?!
gheti is the DEFINITION of a party pooper. he's crumpled up on a chair way in the back of the room within his turtleneck sweater, stripped of his usual flamboyant coats to a more casual look. he normally took these chances to preach, or put on a front, but since his team been exposed he'd gone cold.
❛❛ YO... Who th’fuck’s this weird green hair man sittin’ here like king party pooper, huh? ❜❜ Guzma asks no one in particular, close enough to Ghetsis and loud enough for the older man to hear him.
“Ugh. Can 2017 just be over already?”
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❛❛ I know, righ’? Jus’ a lil bit longer, bruh... ❜❜