Fine Work, Dr. Pussy!

blog too stressful as of late so fun question time: what fictional characters have made you go "they are canonically transmasc even if its not canon. i know because they told me personally. the writers dont know them like i do"

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

Okay, say it with me guys…

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true, then that's lying.

If you are giving someone wrong information under the assumption that they'll ultimately realise that it's false, and that they will find this funny, then that's joking.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true and that their response will be funny, then that's a prank.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they will notice the differences between your presentation of reality and their perception of it, and come to doubt their ability to judge what is and is not real, then that's gaslighting.

now dont leave this in the tags

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

idw，Fortress Maximus→Prowl

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic

i know i made the original post but come on man

now while im on the topic, ostaros was kinda creepy lookin before his springer upgrade. like i know the design goal here was clearly to make him look innocent and childlike but bc there are no actual children in the tf universe roche had to work with adult proportions in an adult stature and like. he did his best certainly but. i mean this is a frame only a mother (tarantulas, obviously) could love…

can you imagine being prowl and your already clingy and slightly offputting boyfriend wants to introduce you to y’all’s son (you didn’t ask for a son) and he’s gushing about how wonderful and brilliant he is and then this thing walks in… all im saying is i kinda understand why prowl went homicidal the moment mesothulas revealed their beautiful boy. he made some bad design choices a little bit

ostaros: :)

prowl: oh fuck this baby

AAAH THIS IS SO CUTE TECH 😭

The Nintendo DS version of Mario & Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games contains a message that is encountered randomly that states explicitly that Wario and Waluigi are not brothers.

This was possibly an attempt to counteract several sources in the mid-2000s that appeared to suggest that they were brothers, such as Mario Party 5 and 6 calling their team "Wicked Bros.", the official site for Mario Kart DS stating that Waluigi is "Wario's weird sibling" and the European official website containing multiple segments from Wario's point of view that referred to Waluigi as his brother.

Nintendo's current official stance is that Wario and Waluigi's relationship is explicitly supposed to be a mystery.

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never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.

sure would be nice if people other than porn blogs and sex workers reblogged this

By Dano Blanchard, 2011

Tribal Bellydance : All kinds of body, all beautiful ! ☺♥

(via tribal fusion dance / Beautiful women :))

Here is something a friend sent me, happy pride month to all trainers and all pokemons!

Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

What more is there to say. Transphobic gay men could never serve cunt cause they hate pussy too much

if only the inquisitor going into the fade and discovering that their actions didn’t have divine legitimacy actually held any narrative weight

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”