when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
what state do you live in?
Usually denial
i wonder if china has fancy plates called america
If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy
young Kate Middleton and Prince William
OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG
*cracks my knuckles* time to complain
just spooning my boyfriend
out of his container
it’s ice cream
life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
Rain makes the streets beautiful
love
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015
you just saw a drug dealer
so are you implying that my grandpa deals drugs because he has a flip phone?
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
Hey, I have NEVER made a homemade face mask.
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
why are 15 year olds so angry
I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015
you just saw a drug dealer
so are you implying that my grandpa deals drugs because he has a flip phone?



