I've only just started tears of the kingdom but I already have my favorite snapshot
oh the notes bubble is disgusting. get that out of my sight
yuck. euggh. bleughf
this is NOT healthy and actually extremely stressful for the animal. please let them freeroam this is actually sickening
asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me
The people of Hyrule watching their recently un-cursed castle do something even more cursed

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph
this is just like visually, semiotically one of the funniest things ive ever seen
I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something
Pokémon headcanon:
Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.
Examples:
“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)
“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”
Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.
“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)
“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)
“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)
“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)
“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)
“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)
Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”
“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)
In Galar we just say fuck
something charmingly twentieth century about this
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
I found a fic where Nemona has so many repressed emotions that she turns into a werewolf, which might actually be the funniest concept of all time like Woe. Lycanthropy be upon ye













