Cramulus

The Old Place, Anne-Marie Miéville / Jean-Luc Godard (1999)

— Ralph Waldo Emerson (via motherlotus)

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

“That Lion only eats good food”

Wait this rules.

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

Cool youth pastor who preaches against Dungeons & Dragons, not because it's satanic or anything but because he prefers Pathfinder

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

@limerickshere

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

Let us now broach the subject of Firkin

addicted to jerkin his gherkin

His wife said Now Firkin,

by jerkin your gherkin

you're shirkin our furkin

you BASTARD

the first step to being a real genuine prime time hater is to be a lover. it may sound counterintuitive but if you don’t get it your haterism will always be uninspired, second rate, and pedestrian. Many such cases!

fav one

“Trust Issues” by takiisbranding aka Bruno Cæsar.

We've finally done it

this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good