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I’m google

dont move

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

this is a very very good video

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

me , when a plot twist happens : Oh , how the fidgets have spinned ….

Someone just used the phrase “balls deep in a panic attack” aka my new catch phrase

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

@thatwhobumblesabout

When your friends come to pick you up from your dick appointment

delete this

Wow

@suavesehun

me: *makes a typo*

some kid on tumblr that’s watched too much sherlock:

*Some *Me *Sherlock

At least use proper grammar before making a text post mocking the Sherlock fandom. -_-

life imitates art