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Uhh title here

@crafto2007 / crafto2007.tumblr.com

I should probably put my pronouns here (he/him)
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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

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excuse me

Sorry op. That’s my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode “The Man Trap” which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

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its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

Sorry I applied a modern lens of analysis to your boyfriend. Yeah I've completely stripped him of historical and semantic context so that I could fit his story and tropes into my own moralistic view of the world. Yeah he's practically flavourless now. In fact this was the original boyfriend and you're a problematic historian for thinking otherwise.

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guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

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in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

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please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"

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i dont know where burning screams came from. ive looked. its lost media to me. burning screams is my white whale

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don’t like it when people say you can’t have potatoes in ur fantasy novel without detailed explanation. who gives a fuck

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“ohh in europe they didnt have those until” well its not europe is it. its middle earth its earthsea its some country somebody made up

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“have detailed knowledge of your dragon’s anatomy and a foolproof scientifically sound explanation of how he can fly” he can fly because he’s a dragon. and because i love him