Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

whenever my program freezes

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd "rather die than smoke loud before noon." before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh

you TRICK Jean Jacket?? you give it a fake horse like the landfill?? oh! blood vomit! blood vomit for Haywoods for a thousand years!!

help

out of curiosity because i am obsessed with this billboard, i went to their website and

THEY HAVE AN OFFICE PETS PAGE LMAO

uhhhh why are they flirting with making likes a public thing on this site… what i like is between me and god

Girlies our likes are no longer safe

girl is that three vultures flying in a curcle around you or are you just happy to see me

girl watch out

shhh she's sleeping😴

A lot of you guys are honestly super nice and I just want to say thank you for living in my phone and being lovely :)

would love to be in a period drama. wearing those dresses half titty out acting shy 

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

Artists should be scared

unforgiven.

starting a collection

prev you are literally so right and you should say it

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.