bad hedgehog

SOUND ON. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

Whatever sound you think it’s gonna be you’re wrong

lets count

wait you did WHAT

we are not doing this again

be good little tumblr users

0.

you're wrong

No. Im right.

1.

we're at 24 my dude

2.

fine fine we can start over if it makes you happy

you forgot

why are we going downnnn

you know what I'll just go with it

GIRL YOU SKIPPED 18

𝓦𝓗𝓞 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓕𝓤𝓒𝓚 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓟𝓟𝓔𝓓 18

THERE

Tong Dong

BONG DANK

Angry dong

Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh

Reblog to give the Tumblr boyfriend a juice box.

Drowning him?!?!?!?

More. MORE!

JUICE HIM!

Ok. So.

The average Juice Box holds between 4-32oz of juice

And the average swimming pool holds between 18,000 and 20,000 gallons of water

Converting 18,000 gallons to ounces means that the average swimming pool holds 2,304,000oz of water on the low end

So I did some math and 2,304,000 divided by 32 equals 72,000.

When I started this process, there were 640 reblogs

72,000 - 640 = 71,360

So, if we assume each reblog is a large juice box

We need 71,360 more reblogs to make the collective Tumblr boyfriend swim in juice

Reblog 72k times to give a good boyfriend a juice pool reward.

Like to give him swimming lessons or at least arm floaties.

People are really exercising the "R" desktop shortcut on this post

We have a boyfriend???

Not for long

you can only reblog this today

Who needs a mouse when you have a desk weasel. [source]

I love how it looks like it’s just existing at several frames faster than the human hand

I love that lil face <3

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

you wet idiot

Godspeed you! wet idiot

Welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Rabbit vs. Hare

one of them is bigger by uh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh by a hare

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now

Even his glasses have subtitles

Next-level typesetting

Bro?

are you fucking kidding me

Wait if they have a reflection can they see them to?

Yesterday our DM told me that my warlock can keep his skeleton minions in his bag of holding 💀

There is a lot to unpack on this post.

Mostly skeleton's

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

Oh Christ

This is the color your cat is

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

Moldy forest cat

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

vt

I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

UPDATE: FIRST ATTEMPT

Him BABY

This post went in an amazing direction