they, he

I would put a two weeks notice in so fast my pen would set the paper ablaze.

May his memory be a blessing.

No you're not

I imagine not knowing the context behind this doesn't make it any less funny

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////

PvP areas

hey why the fuck is the map like that

alternate timeline where america is run by bees

The difference in reaction when you tell abled people that you got a diagnosis vs telling disabled people is so funny to me.

Abled people: Oh nooo :( I’m so sorry that’s awful

Disabled people: FUCK YEAH congrats dude!!

I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it

the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho's The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn't putting it past him

god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already... keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family...... and if that's not bad enough, they're gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up

yeah man

my little kitty cat has started taking an inhaler

my guinea pig needed ointment a while back

👏 let 👏 people 👏 get 👏 sloppy 👏 on 👏 company 👏 time 👏

interesting how they didn’t share this instead where study show that productivity has actually increased, almost as if people tend to do their jobs more efficiently when they’re not miserable

And both can be true simultaneously…. My BiL was just telling me that he’s so far ahead on his quotas (and his whole unit is) that their manager keeps telling them to slow down a little so he spends like 3 hrs a day on video games and is still ahead.

The ways we could restructure our economy if we were willing to admit that working people to the bone is NOT the most efficient way to do things and isn’t good for people OR companies…

40 hour weeks are antiquated and abusive relics that no longer need to exist.

you just never really know

lot going on in here

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

King

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

One time my dad came to family dinner all excited “you know that show Sherlock? I hear fans are writing whole new stories for it online”

And in perfect unison my sister and I yelled “DAD NO!” So vehemently he stopped in his tracks.

Then a look of dawning comprehension on his face.

“Oh, this is like Kirk and Spock, isn’t it”

And I died right then and there.

My mom was into fanfic back when it was still all in handmade zines passed back and forth in-person. My mother is the one who first told me what fanfic was. My mother used to print her favorite fics out on our home printer and stick them on the shelf to read again later. My mom had an Ao3 account before I'd ever heard of Ao3.

Fanfic is not some new millennial/gen z thing that nobody over 35 knows about. It's really not that weird for middle-aged folks and elders to be into it. The folks who were writing Spirk fic in the 60s are, like. Still around.

Yes they are. And some of them have given me actual money to write for them!

It's an amazing world we live in. :)

i hate this image because every time i see it i get distracted by how incredibly shitty the sewing is. why is it so bad. there are like...knots? and doubled lines that dont match? and the nose is all bunched up? ZERO craftmanship. i think the ears are just drawn on with pen

just made the best non-looping gif i think

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

Everybody looking at this post

Throwing an apple from an offshore oilrig

food chain speedrun

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Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

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