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Washing Dishes

@crabantics

he/him - no minors please Check out my vibes, dude. (this is my main blog but I have one for Reblogs now @inmymindiambeautiful)

Duo says get your shit together wake up learn a language

I love the word “transgender” but it’s really been sanitized for me. Transsexual though? that one is hot. It makes cis people flinch.it’s one of those words that people write songs about. makes you feel like a rockstar.

- something about the song transsexual soul -

I got this widget for my phone and Duo is the cutest when you're appeasing his language desires.

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

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I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

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Jail!

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Different Jail!

i thought this was the bottom half of those one office chairs

For once wereralph sees an office chair

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getting a haircut this afternoon so if anyone has any evil intent to direct towards me now is the time

This was posted I think 20 minutes ago so 8 am sending good vibes your way. I hope you get a haircut that really compliments your face shape!

I appreciate Karl Jenkins bemused reaction to the theory that he, a 79 year old white Welsh man composer, is, in fact, a 41 year old black American woman from California.

I mean, how else do you respond to an accusation like that?

“Look, my moustache isn’t that cartoonish and silly, surely?”

Like, what is this scenario? It’s Scooby Doo and Fred rips off the mask to reveal: “Oh my God, it’s the Duchess of Sussex!”

And she would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling hardcore royalists.

One thing about anime translations is how people address each other.

I read subtitles as "wretched goddess" when a demon meets this girl, but all I hear is "Elizabeth". Yes there is distain in his voice which conveys how he feels this goddess is wretched but he doesn't say that. He only says her name.

Is there a reason for this? Maybe the translators think giving more explicit info (instead of just a name) will help viewers understand subtle cultural differences English only speakers wouldn't get?

art tips that actually help. tracing pictures is fine. try not to shade with black. draw as much as you can all the time and make it shitty im so serious. dont buy expensive materials its not worth it. never post your art to tiktok. raise your commission prices. sparkle on be yourself

jesus

Dude..