God won't let me die

Your partner rolls over in your bed, looking at you with the most tired eyes you’ve ever seen. “I’m in a time loop.”

You have lived an unimpressive life, and died an unimpressive death. Surprisingly, Odin welcomes you into Valhalla, citing the many battles with depression you fought.

This is how all rape trials should go. Especially those of people who work in the sex industry because, unfortunately, some people take their profession as consent.  

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

Big Strap-on Energy

Apparently, the woman on the right is Loora Wang, a Vietnamese fashion designer. Here you go, thirst-tumblr:

Thirst follows.

She is so pretty

ruminations on an apology not given

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it calls to you from the vacant lot

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

I know this is a funny post but

There are a few major points in Country Music’s history that got the entire genre labeled as ‘annoying’

Now looking at the songs op listed there is

But it is easier to say that one hates country while privately enjoying select songs than explain why one doesn’t like the current market oversaturated with our nation’s problems of nationalism, sexism, and so on

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Aesthetic: 1950′s - 1970′s men’s adventure magazine “RANDOM ANIMALS RIPPED MY FLESH” covers.

The best part is that they not only thought a ravenous swarm of turtles made sense for their cover, but thought so twice.

Why are there so many men fighting small animals

That’s just what it means to be a man.

“WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH” RIPPED MY FLESH

as soon as i figure out whether there’s any practical difference between ‘that’ and ‘which’ in a sentence, you’re all finished

“That” is if the clause specifies which one, “which” is if you’re giving extra information.

“She took the bag that contains the loot” means that she took one of several bags, in particular, the one that happens to contain the loot.

“She took the bag, which contains the loot” means that there’s only one bag you might be referring to, and that the fact that she took it is important because it contains the loot.

Also, there’s a comma before “which” but not before “that.”

you’re all finished

Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??

I wasn’t kidding

WHAT

this is a new low

KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG