Spark no, send help
So far I love all pokego headcanons, except for the "[insert char] IS CIS AND HET STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERY CHARACTER GAY" like um excuse we will stop as soon as you stop making all characters CisHet thx have nice day
How dare they 👋 I will make everything gay, you see that plant? It’s gay
this is what pokemon go should actually be about
Until how late do you take questions?
I never stop ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I headcannon Blanche as non-binary (it completes the squad) and they're all pan in a poly relationship. Willow approves.
I agree haha, I don’t care what proof I get, no one will ever know what’s I between Blanches legs! (Except Val and Spark cough cough)
Will approves
baboo sur crem
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of course
Him
He not tol he smol
I’M DYING
amazing. i love you baby sour cream
baby sour cream aesthetic. i love you baby sour cream
when I was younger I always thought I was cool because I never had a “boy crazy” phase. turns out I was just a lesbian the whole time. life is funny like that.
you were definitely cool.
ITS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY WITH THE EEVEELUTIONS
IT’S A GOLDEN RETREEVEE.
I’m so
You’re so 2000 and late
I'm gonna hit something
When you’re obviously more than pals… 👬 (W/ @leothegiant, Jay Harper, @jonerstrokes, & @nicolemlvisco)
THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME
I think my reblog button is bruised af…
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put
“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into
“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.
“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.
“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.
“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.



