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T.G | She,her,any other female pronouns | Probs tumblr's youngest sinner | Food
Anonymous asked:

So far I love all pokego headcanons, except for the "[insert char] IS CIS AND HET STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERY CHARACTER GAY" like um excuse we will stop as soon as you stop making all characters CisHet thx have nice day

How dare they 👋 I will make everything gay, you see that plant? It’s gay

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when I was younger I always thought I was cool because I never had a “boy crazy” phase. turns out I was just a lesbian the whole time. life is funny like that.

you were definitely cool.

When you’re obviously more than pals… 👬 (W/ @leothegiant, Jay Harper, @jonerstrokes, & @nicolemlvisco)

THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME

I think my reblog button is bruised af…

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

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“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

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“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.